Florence: Bring Ke$ha up to speed
Ke$ha: WAIT WHAT???????Ke$ha: $O IS MARINA OKAY DID $HE JUST BLOW??????
Florence: Don’t worry she’s fine, sort of…
Ke$ha: ?????
Florence: Well long story short she’s a robot now…
Ke$ha: Omg are you fucking $eriou$
Florence: The details are a bit complicated but her soul is indeed in a robot as of right now.
Ke$ha: I $ee how it is then
Ke$ha: You guy$ are gonna all be buddy buddy and abandon me now huh?????
Florence: What? Is this because I’m the sylph? You don’t expect me to give her the Breath of Life or something do you?
Ke$ha: Ugh no girl im not an idiot you two are going to be be$tie$ becau$e of this all the $ign$ are there
Florence: Please elaborate.
Ke$ha: Duh, Florence and the Machine :(
Florence: ….
Florence: ….okay that was hilarious
So in other news Ke$hastuck is really really cool and I still like really really lame puns
oh my god????
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST REMEMBER THAT THE CREATORS OF ADVENTURE TIME READ HOMESTUCK
WAAAAAAAAAAT
it’s not just the creative team, Pendleton Ward himself at the very least has been told about Homestuck
quoth the raven,
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Look at the majestic flag of the USA, the other flag with the stars on it is nice too.
Mama Toph playing the Papa role. Who knows, maybe she had to be both for little Lin
HEADCANON ACCEPTED
“H-How long do you think you can keep this thing going for?” Lin risked a whisper, sparing Tenzin a fearful glance. He continued to stare at the rampaging Earthbender, cringing as she stomped an angry foot on the ground, causing the house to shake.
“Not much longer…” He hissed back, concentrating very hard on keeping the ball of air off the floor for as long as he could. Lin gulped.
“Well, Twinkletoes, if I go down, you’re going down with me.” She muttered, squeezing her eyes shut as the ball of air gave out. The two children collapsed onto the tile with a thud, and Toph whirled around instantaneously.
“If it isn’t my darling daughter.” She drawled menacingly, saunteering over to the shaking pre-teens.
“H-Hi Mother…” Lin responded meekly. There were only a few things in the world that could scare Lin Beifong, and her mom was one of them. Luckily, she had Tenzin with her-
She reached to grab his hand, but it wasn’t there.
The little bastard had bolted.
homestuck the novel
what the hell am i doing, why is dave in a dress if dirk and rose switches clothes even though dirk is still violet and borrows rose’s ribbon
i have only one word
yolo
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