Witty Magician

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oh god i didn’t even listen i just read the page. what the hell is this shit. anyone on tumblr could easily write...

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I just

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WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

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I just read the page and that was enough. What the fuck even is this shit? Like, how is this legitimately a best seller?...

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My mother apparently read all three books over one weekend. She then shamefully admitted this to me and told me I...

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Oh my god no

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Am I the only person that notices that they’re in like three different positions at the same time?

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Teenage girls write better porn than a best seller… and this man is now a human tampon

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wHAT. C’mon people, why? No, this is just awful. God, I’ve read hotter stuff in one huge-ass cramped paragraph. I know...

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Jaded denizen of the internet that I am, all I could think was ‘The fuck are you doing chucking a tampon in the toilet?’...

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#fifty shades of uncomfortable

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I needed music after listening to this. The first thing that came out of my headphones was “THAT’S FUCKED...

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CRYING. MADE MY MUM LISTEN TO IT. BOTH LAUGHING SO HARD IT HUUUURTS

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oh for god’s sake you DON’T. PUT TAMPONS. IN THE TOILET. THEY CLOG.

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