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June 2012

Jun 30, 2012425 notes
#homestuck #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #major cuties

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

Jun 30, 2012213,035 notes
  • me when I stub my toe: you a stupid toe, you a you a stupid toe
Jun 29, 201215 notes
bed time

hichibooty:

read: twewy time

Jun 29, 20124 notes
#Literally exactly me #me #mememmemeememememememe

educationconnection:

you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr

but i notice

i always notice

Jun 29, 201293,748 notes
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#persona 4 #oooooooh really great #jiraiya #cosplay
Jun 29, 201277,761 notes
Jun 29, 201282 notes
#omg

toebyeus:

I don’t lose followers, followers lose me

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Jun 29, 201289,411 notes

missionkimpossible:

don’t call me

don’t beep me

stop trying to reach me

Jun 29, 2012404 notes
#me
Jun 29, 201278,971 notes
Jun 29, 201231 notes
#pixiv #persona #smt #p3 #p4 #persona 3 #persona 4
Jun 29, 201240 notes
#twewy #beat #rhyme
Jun 29, 2012182 notes
#homestuck #kanaya maryam #brilliant

zzzzzzzzzzzz12:

i am a busty asian babe 

Jun 29, 20122 notes
Jun 29, 201219,893 notes
#homestuck #omg dante baby you are perfect
The Kiss...

cluelesswonder:

rufiozuko:

Guess we’ll end there for the night… So much death and the kiss. Can’t believe I was here reading it all with a glass of red wine, a little tipsy. Felt like you took advantage of me, Hussie… Shout to all me Homestucks… love you guys. 

Felt like you took advantage of me, Hussie


I guess he wanted dinner first.

Jun 29, 20123,893 notes
#bless you #homestuck
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Jun 29, 20128,222 notes
#giveaway
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#giveaway
Jun 28, 20122,153 notes
Jun 28, 201260 notes
#omg this is perfect im LAUGFIHGN AND C YRHINB

soujizz:

i cant reblog all this shit manually

what do you think i am, an athlete 

Jun 28, 201212 notes
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Jun 28, 2012175,147 notes

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autorespornder replied to your post: autorespornder replied to your post:…

where is puffers pond and when will you guys be there we can gush about our kawaii boy/girlfriends even though shae isnt my gf just yet its just easier to say

IDK ill figure this out MANYANA which sounds like manaya but means tomorrow in SPANISH APPARENTLZY

Jun 28, 20121 note
#autorespornder

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autorespornder replied to your post: autorespornder replied to your post:…

i cant swim above my neck b/c i just got my tragus pierced like two weeks ago uwu just. come to my house obv..

ugh im with ppl just come sit on the beach like im gonna UGH KAIT I WANNA SEE YOU AND TALK GAY

Jun 28, 20121 note
#autorespornder

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autorespornder replied to your post: autorespornder replied to your post:…

YO. YO. I WORK AT 4:30 AND AT 4 ON SATURDAY. YOU NEED. TO FIND ME. AND WE WILL BE COOL KIDS. OK. OK. I’M ALSO TOTES FREE ON SUNDAY. JSYK.

YOOOOOO ILL SEE PEOPLE PROBS WONT WANNA EAT THAT COSTS MONEY YOOOO

r u around puffers pond you should come swim with us

Jun 28, 20121 note
#autorespornder

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autorespornder replied to your post: zzzzzzzzzzzz12 replied to your post: Having a…

w8 w8 you’re coming back tomorrow WHAT TIME B/C WE NEED TO CHILL BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK

IM VISITING FRANDS AT UMASS WE SHOUD GET TOGETHERRRRRR I< THERE FOR THE WEEKEND

Jun 28, 20122 notes
#autorespornder

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zzzzzzzzzzzz12 replied to your post: Having a religious experience by the crescent…

come to my house tomorrow im making pumpkin bundt cake

im going to amherst tomorrow h8

Jun 28, 20122 notes
#zzzzzzzzzzzz12

Having a religious experience by the crescent rolls.

Jun 28, 20124 notes
Reblog if you want to know who people think you should cosplay as.

balancebroken:

absolutelybrochelle:

teawithtwoumbrellas:

slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

OMG yes.

please?

Sure!

PERFECT

Pls

Jun 28, 201226,865 notes
Jun 28, 20122,343 notes
#majoras mask #loz #its not midnight how can i blog mm not at modnight???
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Jun 28, 20125 notes
Jun 28, 201246,020 notes
#bazinga #brave
Jun 28, 20122,354 notes
#gOOD FINALLY LIKE JESUS #politics

if you post the magic word i have a whole fodler to photo reply with

Jun 28, 20122 notes
#hint hint the magic word is bueno
Jun 28, 2012125 notes
#silly jade #lets not kid ourselves dave would shave his legs and arms erryday and jade would be the hairy one she just doesnt get why she has to shav... #homestuck
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Jun 28, 201278,561 notes
#omg yes i woudl watch this

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prospitheir replied to your post: omg i just sneazed so hard i gave myself nose…

HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT

ANDY I DONT KNOW IM STILL SO UPSET 

Jun 28, 2012
#prospitheir

omg i just sneazed so hard i gave myself nose bleeds IN BOTH NOSTRILS WHAT THE FUCLK IM SO FIRCKING DONE

Jun 28, 20123 notes
#blood #tw: blood
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Jun 28, 201289,567 notes
#omg whAT IS THIS ILL WATCH IT
Jun 28, 201220,862 notes
#homestuck
What exactly is Obamacare and what does it change? → reddit.com

abaldwin360:

big thanks to reddit user CaspianX2 for typing all this out!

What people call “Obamacare” is actually the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. However, people were calling it “Obamacare” before everyone even hammered out what it would be. It’s a term mostly used by people who don’t like the PPaACA, and it’s become popularized in part because PPaACA is a really long and awkward name, even when you turn it into an acronym like that.

Anyway, the PPaACA made a bunch of new rules regarding health care, with the purpose of making health care more affordable for everyone. Opponents of the PPaACA, on the other hand, feel that the rules it makes take away too many freedoms and force people (both individuals and businesses) to do things they shouldn’t have to.

So what does it do? Well, here is everything, in the order of when it goes into effect (because some of it happens later than other parts of it):

Already in effect:

  • It allows the Food and Drug Administration to approve more generic drugs (making for more competition in the market to drive down prices)

  • It increases the rebates on drugs people get through Medicare (so drugs cost less)

  • It establishes a non-profit group, that the government doesn’t directly control, to study different kinds of treatments to see what works better and is the best use of money.

  • It makes chain restaurants like McDonalds display how many calories are in all of their foods, so people can have an easier time making choices to eat healthy.

  • It makes a “high-risk pool” for people with pre-existing conditions. Basically, this is a way to slowly ease into getting rid of “pre-existing conditions” altogether. For now, people who already have health issues that would be considered “pre-existing conditions” can still get insurance, but at different rates than people without them.

  • It renews some old policies, and calls for the appointment of various positions.

  • It creates a new 10% tax on indoor tanning booths.

  • It says that health insurance companies can no longer tell customers that they won’t get any more coverage because they have hit a “lifetime limit”. Basically, if someone has paid for life insurance, that company can’t tell that person that he’s used that insurance too much throughout his life so they won’t cover him any more. They can’t do this for lifetime spending, and they’re limited in how much they can do this for yearly spending.

  • Kids can continue to be covered by their parents’ health insurance until they’re 26.

  • No more “pre-existing conditions” for kids under the age of 19.

  • Insurers have less ability to change the amount customers have to pay for their plans.

  • People in a “Medicare Gap” get a rebate to make up for the extra money they would otherwise have to spend.

  • Insurers can’t just drop customers once they get sick.

  • Insurers have to tell customers what they’re spending money on. (Instead of just “administrative fee”, they have to be more specific).

  • Insurers need to have an appeals process for when they turn down a claim, so customers have some manner of recourse other than a lawsuit when they’re turned down.

  • New ways to stop fraud are created.

  • Medicare extends to smaller hospitals.

  • Medicare patients with chronic illnesses must be monitored more thoroughly.

  • Reduces the costs for some companies that handle benefits for the elderly.

  • A new website is made to give people insurance and health information.

  • A credit program is made that will make it easier for business to invest in new ways to treat illness.

  • A limit is placed on just how much of a percentage of the money an insurer makes can be profit, to make sure they’re not price-gouging customers.

  • A limit is placed on what type of insurance accounts can be used to pay for over-the-counter drugs without a prescription. Basically, your insurer isn’t paying for the Aspirin you bought for that hangover.

  • Employers need to list the benefits they provided to employees on their tax forms.

8/1/2012

  • Any health plans sold after this date must provide preventative care (mammograms, colonoscopies, etc.) without requiring any sort of co-pay or charge.

1/1/2013

  • If you make over $200,000 a year, your taxes go up a tiny bit (0.9%)

1/1/2014

This is when a lot of the really big changes happen.

  • No more “pre-existing conditions”. At all. People will be charged the same regardless of their medical history.

  • If you can afford insurance but do not get it, you will be charged a fee. This is the “mandate” that people are talking about. Basically, it’s a trade-off for the “pre-existing conditions” bit, saying that since insurers now have to cover you regardless of what you have, you can’t just wait to buy insurance until you get sick. Otherwise no one would buy insurance until they needed it. You can opt not to get insurance, but you’ll have to pay the fee instead, unless of course you’re not buying insurance because you just can’t afford it.

  • Insurer’s now can’t do annual spending caps. Their customers can get as much health care in a given year as they need.

  • Make it so more poor people can get Medicare by making the low-income cut-off higher.

  • Small businesses get some tax credits for two years.

  • Businesses with over 50 employees must offer health insurance to full-time employees, or pay a penalty.

  • Limits how high of an annual deductible insurers can charge customers.

  • Cut some Medicare spending

  • Place a $2500 limit on tax-free spending on FSAs (accounts for medical spending). Basically, people using these accounts now have to pay taxes on any money over $2500 they put into them.

  • Establish health insurance exchanges and rebates for the lower-class, basically making it so poor people can get some medical coverage.

  • Congress and Congressional staff will only be offered the same insurance offered to people in the insurance exchanges, rather than Federal Insurance. Basically, we won’t be footing their health care bills any more than any other American citizen.

  • A new tax on pharmaceutical companies.

  • A new tax on the purchase of medical devices.

  • A new tax on insurance companies based on their market share. Basically, the more of the market they control, the more they’ll get taxed.

  • The amount you can deduct from your taxes for medical expenses increases.

1/1/2015

  • Doctors’ pay will be determined by the quality of their care, not how many people they treat.

1/1/2017

  • If any state can come up with their own plan, one which gives citizens the same level of care at the same price as the PPaACA, they can ask the Secretary of Health and Human Resources for permission to do their plan instead of the PPaACA. So if they can get the same results without, say, the mandate, they can be allowed to do so. Vermont, for example, has expressed a desire to just go straight to single-payer (in simple terms, everyone is covered, and medical expenses are paid by taxpayers).

2018

  • All health care plans must now cover preventative care (not just the new ones).

  • A new tax on “Cadillac” health care plans (more expensive plans for rich people who want fancier coverage).

2020

  • The elimination of the “Medicare gap”

.

Aaaaand that’s it right there.

The biggest thing opponents of the bill have against it is the mandate. They claim that it forces people to buy insurance, and forcing people to buy something in unconstitutional. Personally, I take the opposite view, as it’s not telling people to buy a specific thing, just to have a specific type of thing, just like a part of the money we pay in taxes pays for the police and firemen who protect us, this would have us paying to ensure doctors can treat us for illness and injury.

Plus, as previously mentioned, it’s necessary if you’re doing away with “pre-existing conditions” because otherwise no one would get insurance until they needed to use it, which defeats the purpose of insurance.

Jun 28, 201214,615 notes
#educate yourself
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