June 2012
“Dazzle your sense of flavor.”
– my inspirational dove chocolate
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easybakeaigis:
towerofhera:
If Americans who wish they were Japanese are called weeaboos, what are Japanese people that want to be Americans called?
Junpei Iori
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codgog:
s34dw3ll3r:
codgog:
it’s so hot in here AC’s turned on
why is it so hot on the meteor? because gamzee broke the AC
oh my god
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tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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1612th2:
beyoncebeytwice:
1612th2:
hey
better be careful you remember what happened the last time you said hey to someone
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've...
feferishotbutt:
dragonsroar:
hetero
yuri
yaoi
nonshippers
long ago the four nations lived together in harmony
then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked
the last nonshipper
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IM GONNA PISS ALL OVER THE PETER PAN BUS WEBSITE
May 2012
plagueonthehouseofmontague reblogged your photo: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the…
I am primarily pro-keeping-the-baby (yes, circumstances definitely come into play), but that is too great a response to…
I am pro its a woman’s body and I’m not about to tell her what to do with it also you aren’t ever going to be in a situation where you are pregnant so I...
frickingloki:
people who need to come out of the closet:
people who have been playing hide and seek for more than 24 hours
seriously
i don’t think they’re gonna find you
they probably forgot about you
even if not they probably went to bed
cut yourself some slack you won
go have some milk and cookies and a nice nap
and pee
dont forget to pee
lardele:
christina aguilera is such a good drag queen
yummytomatoes:
spacestepmom:
HELPDSGFDFH
Original
OMDFJKLDFF FUFKCILOSTMYSHITLADKSLJDS
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me 20000 times a day: u feel me
nizhugs:
stop like thing
not allow
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reapershadcat:
whatever-gamerdog:
reapershadcat:
do not battle hate with hatred
yeah it’s even worse than fighting Ditto with Ditto
That’s a pretty kawaii hatred
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the esophagor wanted too many expensive food items
siiiiigh
buttgenie:
a brand of kinky candy named S&M&M’s
chekhov:
rosaparkour:
chekhov:
rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
i
oh my god i had that url hoarded on my first blog
genuinelycornflakes:
moominboy:
you wake up. its a beautiful day. the world is brand new. but then, just as you get up out of bed and open the curtains to admire the new day, you see it. the entire sun has been replaced with nikki minaj’s face. it stares down at you, unflinching, unyielding. and in 3 days, unless you do something, it will crash down to earth and destroy everything. your quest...
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vvaccine:
dontbrushyourhair:
previouslysane:
...
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lindserton replied to your post: i got three level ups in a row an then my first…
ive wasted so many hours playing that game… so much frustration
ive gotten to the silver die before but I ALWAYS LOSE SOB
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i got three level ups in a row an then my first roll on the yellow was a game over
sighhhh
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I couldnt play dice a roo because it was 5 neopoints
i only had 2
when people take their neopets account really seriously
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i feel really weird for doing this, but i set up a...
e-ridan:
it’s on my blog.
but what’s basically happening is, i have no money, my parents have no money, and i have been unsuccessful in finding a job. as you may or may not know it’s gotten to the point where my mom has been forced to get back together with her ex boyfriend and move in with him down in south carolina.
i’ve been planning on starting testosterone in august, and even if that...
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larxenesomebody:
merlinsfuckingbeard:
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have...
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Ive been playing neoquest for like 3 hours now
help
freshyeahrealism reblogged your photo: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the…
I don’t condone abortion or anything but damn lol
As a person who wont experience pregnancy and therefore wont ever be in a position to receive an abortion, I really don’t think you get to have an opinion of whether you approve of it or not. but hopefully you only apply that opinion to yourself and...
escargoon:
manosukestoned420:
IM GOING TO HAVE A SHARK ATTACK
Jaws 8 starring tumblr user manosukestoned420
didnt you go to sleep
