im a good listener and im fucking hilarious what are you waiting for
- Me: does anyone like my blog?
- Tumblr: no
- Friends: no
- Family: no
- Teachers: no
- Priest: no
- Me: I like my blog
Just like, leave me some fun asks in my box.
- itunes: a new version of itu-------
- me: no
“dear game companies, please make… games…… on systems i am interested in buying, thank you.”
Uh oh, ms lemons must be on crack children
And therefore e equals m c squared
Then why don’t you go on a diet?
No. I don’t need to, and I like to eat is that a crime?
They had been touched on the rurkey tray and then on the peanut butter tray. Now I know you know this is a serious problem…
YOURE TACKY AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
Shut the hell up shbeebly.
Now let me see your eyeballs wide like there’s something wrong
How about pig rectum?
Then you come in with a facemelter!
i ate 2 sleeves of oreos and half a bag of doritos today……..
AND THERE ARE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA
No shame ever
What about math?
You wanna get rid of me? Why, because I’m old?
Good job summer, four and a half gold stars for you.
It’s like the same thing but you tip it on it’s side and, cello, you got a bass.
“my parents don’t spend fifteen thousand dollars a year for recess.”
Mine do hahahaha college
I’m not a satanic sex god anymore.
People at my college havent seen school of rock. I’m like, what was your childhood?
When it’s someones birthday on facebook, and I don’t like or know them, I delete them. Happy Birthday to you.
We also don’t believe in the value of education, culturally — we just like to say we do because as citizens of an industrialized nation, we’re supposed to.