January 2012
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Jan 1st
95 notes
Me: we need to establish what the base system is used across the board.
An empirical base system
Maria : ok
1 is making out
with your mouth
Me: really
Maria: on the other person's mouth
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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“I think way too much about everything and it makes me really unhappy and...”
– Coke Talk
Jan 1st
Me, Myself, and My PSP
A New Years Story
Jan 1st
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golgothassterror: new years resolutions shake it bake it booty quake it
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
94,942 notes
Dec 31st
119,793 notes
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Upon touching my phone for the first time in 10...
MY ARM IS COMPLETE
Dec 31st
1 tag
It just dawned on me
That it’s like really new years eve and at the airport at the arrivals people are waiting for their friends an family and this one guy is like holding roses waiting for who knows who and I’m getting too emotional over people who’s lives I hope work out.
Dec 31st
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1 tag
Back in Boston wuddup
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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kitchenkind: Do you think Hussie is like the Grinch? Only instead of his heart getting bigger from spreading Christmas cheer, His lips get bigger from killing off characters?
Dec 31st
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*Ollies out to France*
Dec 31st
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1 tag
Dec 31st
106 notes
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Dec 31st
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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notacheese replied to your post: I’ve ingested so many sesame seeds today ….oh geeze I read that all kinds of wrong the first time around >.> What did you think it said i have those moments all the time
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ELIZA: what does this say about me
ME: its says
you
are
a
RAGING
lesbionic
robot
ELIZA: polar bear lover
ME: me
Dec 30th
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1 tag
danceswithlesbians replied to your post: danceswithlesbians replied to your photo: 3… i have an add about gsas I don’t even have my sexual orientation on facebook I swear it can just smell homos it honestly can it knowwwwws
Dec 30th
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danceswithlesbians replied to your photo: 3 guesses what I thought this advert said. Go… OH MY GOD I just glanced at it and its just missing one letter
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“Never refuse a breath mint.”
– Daniel Handler (via aflourishingcosmos)
Dec 30th
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“See, I wanna know if you believe in any god, or if you believe in many gods. Or...”
– Andrea Gibson - Asking Too Much
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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