I’m so glad this infographic exists.
“WE MAKE CARPETS does not make carpets. At least, not the kind of carpet you can walk on.”
(via Colossal, of course)
The ultimate dad joke compilation
The burgers though
This is my greatest fear: Becoming Dad™.
Also: nice mention, theaudacityofswope.
Becoming Dad™ is the best thing I ever did.
I’ve been telling Dad Jokes since I was 15.
"Thanks for the costume bro, what am I again?" "You’re a Partridge Family Bus Transformer! It’s brilliant!" "I can hardly wait for nobody to get that." #thisishalloween
Journalist and artist Shirin Barghi has created a gripping, thought-provoking series of graphics that not only examines racial prejudice in today’s America, but also captures the sense of humanity that often gets lost in news coverage. Titled “Last Words,” the graphics illustrate the last recorded words by Brown and other young black people — Trayvon Martin, Oscar Grant and others — who have been killed by police in recent years.
this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out