okcomix:

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I can’t help but wonder how significantly the MTV show, CATFISH, colored his guy’s perception of online dating when he wrote this message. Or, did he believe that suggesting this woman’s profile could be a catfish scenario would be a fun, creative way into her pants? Was the bet real?

Living in NYC, I naively assumed that people eschew major “cat fishing” since meeting new people can be genuinely difficult and a potential beaux will probably be less open to casual conversation over that milkshake with you at the soda fountain on Date One if you’re not more or less who you claim to be on the internet. But what do I know, really?

As it goes with so many misguided OKCupid messages, I walked away after reading this one with more questions than anything else. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions.

Major thanks to Gabi Snurb for contributing to this OKComix post!

After the cut: find the original message & Gabi’s response.

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

gingerybiscuit:

sewgoods:

panne bunny from fire emblem! 

made by me,

not for sale!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

frvt:

frvt:

remember when azealia banks reblogged furry porn

i was wrong she posted it

http://azealiabanks.tumblr.com/post/42564109394

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit