literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

wnycradiolab:

WE MAKE CARPETS does not make carpets. At least, not the kind of carpet you can walk on.”

Pictured above: fork carpet, paperclip carpet, crayon carpet, firework carpet, bottle carpet.

(via Colossal, of course)

ariverisariver:

kenyatta:

laughterkey:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

The burgers though

This is my greatest fear: Becoming Dad™.

Also: nice mention, theaudacityofswope.

Becoming Dad™ is the best thing I ever did.

I’ve been telling Dad Jokes since I was 15.

broswithoutclothes:

"Thanks for the costume bro, what am I again?" "You’re a Partridge Family Bus Transformer! It’s brilliant!" "I can hardly wait for nobody to get that." #thisishalloween

broswithoutclothes:

"Thanks for the costume bro, what am I again?" "You’re a Partridge Family Bus Transformer! It’s brilliant!" "I can hardly wait for nobody to get that." #thisishalloween

micdotcom:

Potent minimalist art sends a strong message about police and vigilante brutality in America

Journalist and artist Shirin Barghi has created a gripping, thought-provoking series of graphics that not only examines racial prejudice in today’s America, but also captures the sense of humanity that often gets lost in news coverage. Titled “Last Words,” the graphics illustrate the last recorded words by Brown and other young black people — Trayvon Martin, Oscar Grant and others — who have been killed by police in recent years.

Let us not forget their voices

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out

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